Falling for conspiracy theories is a mental disorder. They’re failing to process information critically. They couldn’t write anything because writing requires skill, persistence, and consistency.

He had to cancel his son’s wedding? Wow, he must be suffering almost as much as everyone living in Gaza. Too bad this is just a thing that happens, it’s not like there’s a single person who can just stop the whole thing…

No

Were they in Spanish though? Or just a plain old boring kinda death threat?

It’s not called maple syrup if it’s not real maple syrup. They’ll call it maple flavored syrup, pancake syrup, but never maple syrup.

A republican being anti-Fox News? That’s a bold strategy.

I mean, the president did threaten him, so maybe he’ll grow a spine for his own safety.

And don’t worry, it definitely wasn’t completely written a thousand years later to push the preferred political agendas of the time.

It’s a flexible standard. 2026-05-10T10:06:09.426792Z, 2026-05-10 10:06:09.426792Z, 2026-05-10 10:06:09.426792 , and 2026-05-10 all conform to the standard.

If only there were some international standards organization to make a decision for us!

Look 'm in the eye and say M A C A B. It’s not about repeating the alphabet, it’s about asserting dominance.

Don’t forget to tip!

Yeah, maybe not a good AA example, just couldn’t think of a second one off the top of my head.

AA is a game that is a normal full sized game, but was made on a budget that limited scope. Good examples are the Metro series or Balatro. AAA is your normal games with big budgets. AAAA is a special title for Skull and Bones, it means you spend a gigantic amount of money and make sure the whole thing sucks.

The “Thick as a Brick” effect

I feel like throwing a fit about the political alignment of a platform fundamentally built on democratic principles is always a self-own. “It’s not fair that people don’t upvote my unpopular opinions!”

Gay: anon plays Minecraft instead of having sex with women.

Because “the markets open at 9” is an international standard that everyone can count on. You could stagger it so that one country’s market opens at 10, then another at 12, and so on, but then what if one country chooses a different standard? What if a restaurant picks a different convention than businesses in one area? Time zones are great because once you understand them, you’ll always know how time works locally, anywhere in the world with a single piece of information, it’s a truly successful standard.

No one on LinkedIn has a real job, they’re all just bragging about being self-employed or paid to post there to “generate positive public opinion on 50 hour work weeks”.

Kinda wild how a web pages still take several seconds to load. I remember first hearing about multi-megabyte per second internet and assumed pages will load instantly. Now a webpage is so large it takes compiled languages several seconds to parse them.