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I only knew because it always stood out during the credits, so I looked it up to see who it was.

Aren’t we all?

It’s puppets all the way down?

Painful

If it’s essentially nothing, then why does it take so long to complete?

Their goal isn’t to replace a few staff members, it’s to replace all of them, everywhere, across the globe. So they consider it a worthwhile investment. As to what we’ll do when 5 people are in control of, manufacturer, and create literally everything?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wow, I wouldn’t even recognize her if I ran into her on the street. Did she get lip injections?

It’s one banana Michael, how much could it cost? Six million dollars?

Do you have a drug cartel kingpin who needs to launder some money? If not, you’re just wasting a perfectly good banana.

50 cal.

What’s crazy is that they were already making unbelievable amounts of money, but apparently that wasn’t enough for them. They’d watch the world burn if it meant they could earn a few extra pennies per flame.

Weed

It is already solved in 24 US States. The federal government hasn’t done shit, so the States changed the laws themselves. Of course that doesn’t resolve issues like drug tests for federal jobs, or questionnaires for firearms purchases, but those are edge cases that don’t affect most people.

Let’s see if she can drink 36 beers in a row.

Right on. I’ll think about it.

I’m already middle-aged, so changing the way my mind works at this point would probably cause more harm than good. I’ve already figured out how to live productively with the unique workings of my psyche. Thank you though!

I think I do have some low-grade dislexia, but not enough for it to cause any significant issues. Just occasionally, especially if I’m tired, I’ll read things completely out of order.

Is it an actual ADD symptom? I do this all the time.

Obviously you need to keep things clean and food put away, but the less obvious thing is that you need to eliminate their access to water. That alone will almost resolve the problem. They can’t live without water. 2 weeks without access and they’ll all die, or migrate away. So fix any leaks, don’t leave water dishes out, and dry your sinks and shower after use. Create an inhospitable environment and they stop using it as a home. Of course none of this matters at all if you live in an apartment and they’re coming over through the walls from the neighbor’s house.

More like:

“Oh it was wonderful. I washed my hair with <brand name> shampoo, ate a delicious meal at <sponsored restaurant>, and now my feet are kicked up next to the <sponsored dangerous drop-shipped portable electronic fireplace> while enjoying an ice cold <sponsored alcoholic beverage>.”