Poor gal misses the sponge-on-a-stick from Rome
I’m truly grateful that I wasn’t born in an era in which I’d have to wipe my ass with a sponge on a stick
It was actually worse than that … a communal towel that was given a quick rinse with water, quick dry and handed back into circulation in the communal toilet where you all sat in one room staring at each other.
Honestly I think society would be healthier if we shat communally. Walking around pretending we don’t all have anuses to each other.
It would put us all in a great environment where we could have access to our feces and an available target to throw them at, especially after a heated debate with some jerk.
They should create a communal toilet for all political discussions and public political forums everywhere.
I think that’s called “Reddit.” Just one big shit pit for smelling the communal gas.
