Is this the secret to how you save 66% on everything?

Or is the real secret that you’ll never remember to mail in the rebate card until it’s long past the due date and just stuck with the 11% higher price?

Pattern seeking monkey brain strikes once again.

I’m glad there are multiple commenters treating this with the grim seriousness it deserves. Thank you all for pointing out the grave inaccuracies of the Satanic Menards theory. You’ve saved everyone a great deal of time.

The points aren’t even drawn to the location of the business. 🤦

This guy sucks at drawing pentagons

Reminder that you can do this with nearly anything with five locations.

The Xerxes Incident