Handegg, obviously.
American forward-pass Rugby
I’ve been calling it ‘stupid’ for some time and never really get any cogent pushback. Sports!
National Stupid Football League, or NSFL for short!
National Stupid Football League,
May I suggest “National Stupid Football Workgroup” ? Just because the short-hand …
NSFL sometimes stands for “not safe for life” but either is fine with me.
Game where you don’t kick the ball by foot, needs to be called football? It should be hand ball IMO.
Well technically there’s is one situation in which someone may kick the ball by foot.
There is already a handball tho
Hand-rugby
American rugby-lite
Handegg.
So he had a meeting with a soccer player then?
They gave him a peace prize. The FIFA Peace Prize smh
Maybe we should have some people from SI give him something, so that the US will ditch those stupid units. He’s got a peace prize and a jet, so something else… How about a gold helicopter with AI in it? We could have the tail rotor fitted with LEDs some it’ll spell out TRUMP when flying. If we better make it good enough, maybe he’ll have ICE pickup anybody using feet or fahrenheit.
Football player
Concussion-ball has a nice ring to it.
Finally something we can agree on.
NFL FootBall can be renamed to HandEgg.
Finally something we can agree on.
NFL FootBall can be renamed to HandEgg.
“NFL stuff” works
I can’t remember the last time I watched NFL stuff
Just call it “Handegg”
Just call what the NFL plays soccer. Then use football for the actual game with ⚽
Ah yes maximum chaos
Oh yeah think of all the “soccer? I barely knew 'er” jokes we could make
The ball is oval. They just need to restrict the age of players to 13-19 years old then they could call it “Ovalteen”. That’s gold Gerry! That’s gold!
Let me guess, the “Foot Force”
Soccer isn’t the only football it’s in a group of games originally called football which includes rugby. Technically to the rest of the world NFL style football is gridiron football.
Let me interject for a moment
what you’re referring to as football is in fact soccer/football, or as i have recently been calling it, soccer + football
Football is literally just whatever game is the most popular locally that involves scoring by foot.
To most of the world football is what is refered to as soccer. Rugby and american football are their own seperate thing as far as I am concerned
As far as you’re concerned just not the people who made the sport or the leagues that govern them.
Gets a bribe from fifa, “we need to change the name of this sportsing”
For a moment I thought he was having a rare moment of clarity, but no, he was having a common moment of corruption
Trump has always been hurt that he couldn’t buy a sports team. He tried to buy the Buffalo Bills years ago but it failed.
And the reason he couldn’t have a team? Because all the other rich owners, the guys whose club he so desperately wants to be a part of, hate his guts, and want nothing to do with him, so they’ve iced him out of pro team ownership for DECADES.
No it was because they suspected he had mob ties and was lying about his wealth.
That’s definitely PART of the reason they hate him, although you could probably say the same things about most of those owners.
I think a bigger reason is that he’s just a massive Putz, and nobody can stand to be around him unless they absolutely have to. They don’t want to have him in the owners suite on draft day, running his big mouth, demanding loyalty and respect from everybody, etc. The guy sucks ALL the oxygen from every room he enters, and narcissistic billionaires aren’t real big on sharing the spotlight, especially with a massive dickhead like Trump.
They can approve a guy they like, or Trump. Anyone would choose the friend.
