fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days agoWhat is in your pockets?mander.xyzimagemessage-square65linkfedilinkarrow-up1586arrow-down141
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minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up115arrow-down1·2 days agoUnfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71·2 days agoYet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·2 days agoFinally a politician who supports my interests.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoCop 1: * Bang Bang Bang! “We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.” Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.” *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!” Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure. *eats ass with gusto Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
minus-squarehunkyburrito@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 days agoIs it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
minus-squareThat Weird Vegan she/her@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-22 days agoi… just realised they WEREN’T shooting, because of your comment.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoNormal if you are an American.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 days agoDoing the work of the people, you got my vote.
minus-squareGeneralDingus@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 days agoVery unfortunate
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoWe should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoYou could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoThis works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.
minus-squareenchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·2 days agoHappy cake day!
Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.
Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
Finally a politician who supports my interests.
Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!
“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”
Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”
*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!”
Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.
*eats ass with gusto
Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
i… just realised they WEREN’T shooting, because of your comment.
Normal if you are an American.
Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.
Very unfortunate
We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.
Happy cake day!
You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary
This works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.
Thank you fartmaster
Happy cake day!