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>Be at Swedish ship cruise
>haven’t defecated in a week week
>shit at least three giant python in the toilet
>try to flush
>not working.jpg
>panic
>try to flush again but shit doesn’t flush
>look for a cleaner lady in the hallway
>Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom
>try to flush and say “titta”(watch in english) while push flush button
>shit goes quite normally away to sewer
I’m 110% sure this isn’t a joke, as I’ve been on those boats and seen way heavier shit. Literally and metaphorically.
The toilet remembers the things she’s done to it so her presence literally scared the shit out of it.
And this is extra funny as a Swede.
A lot of unfortunate decisions were made quick succession.
He stole that story from this greentext and made the restaurant thing up
/sThis is an ancient joke. I don’t remember exactly where I heard it first, but it was definitely before Whitehall told it on Graham Norton.





