Vanity is dehumanizing.
Meanwhile:
>wake up >shoot myself full of estrogen >tea >shower >brush my teeth >go get pizza (yum)Simple as
instruction unclear, only got estrogen and coffee. what do?
Instructions unclear, only carried out the first four words
Your pizza is in the mail just wait calmly and purr a little while you’re waiting
meow :33
Seems like a trubute to the “morning routine” from american psycho
I’ve seen worse.
me too
It starts with questionable stuff, and ends on fucking Ketamine. Bravo. Yep, that is a perfectly healthy routine.
Also, pro tip, don’t mess with your hormones (like testosterone) just to get more gains. There are many “body-builders” who have fried their hormone system and have to rely on permanent medication to function.
Meanwhile, my Grandma’s been smoking cigs for a damn long time, and she’s kicking around, around 80 y/o. You don’t need to go this hard.
I’d bet smoking is healthier than that pill stack.
creatine you only take 4 x 5g when in your loading phase which lasts a week, then it’s 3g for maint or just 3g a day for maint which will get you to saturation anyway but takes about 3-4 weeks
https://creatine.wiki/w/Creatine_Usage/Creatine_for_Beginners#content-recommended-dosage
fish oil good for you
the others I’m not gonna touch
He’s taking selenium!? Is he trying to kill himself?
Selenium toxicity can give symptoms like hair loss and fatigue. But he’s taking finasterid and minoxidil, as well as a large dose of caffeine, so the problem is solved!
It’s a necessary micronutrient
And his hair is shiny and dandruff free!
