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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days ago

Loose pig named ‘Breakfast’ is terrorizing residents of a New York neighborhood

www.independent.co.uk

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Loose pig named ‘Breakfast’ is terrorizing residents of a New York neighborhood

www.independent.co.uk

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days ago
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In a shocking twist, the potentially illegal pig is allegedly owned by a Buffalo police officer

cross-posted from: https://reddthat.com/post/53712162

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  • dhork@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    This is Buffalo, NY. Can the pig play defense? The Bills are out a few CBs this weekend…

    • Blade9732@lemmy.world
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      21 days ago

      I suppose if a dog can play basketball, Ain’t no rule that says a pig can’t play football!

      • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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        20 days ago

        Wait a min…

  • rem26_art@fedia.io
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    22 days ago

    New Pork

    • Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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      22 days ago

      Hamhattan

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    Thanks Mamdani

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      20 days ago

      Mamdani famously does not indulge in breakfast hams!

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        It’s a regional dialect. He’s from upstate.

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      21 days ago

      Now we can’t eat the pig thanks to sharia laws…

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        *Shakira law

  • Sunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca
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    22 days ago

    Find Breakfast a home in a sanctuary!

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      They will, in a breakfast sanctuary. Locally known as a diner.

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    This is how you get random local ordinances such as “no pigs inside Buffalo city limits”.

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